AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!

ESPN was having a 2003 WSOP marathon yesterday throughout the day. I sat and watched through lunch and they showed the episode where they profiled Phil Helmuth - where they showed him doing yoga, "great things will happen to me", etc. I don't know - veeeeeeeeeery strange. If you missed it, trust me, all you missed was a trip to the porcelin for a stomach cleansing, because......at the end, for some unknown reason (the producer of this crap should lose his job immediately) they decide to show Phil, in all his naturalness. AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! Trust me, a chicken fried steak lunch and a topless Phil Hemuth do not make for a good mix. God have mercy on anyone that had to endure that. Phil......c'mon, man, keep it on, bro.